Despite the howling protests from his peers, no one’s have you been more ready to spill the beans on what it’s really like in the pro cycling peloton than the sarcastic scribe Phil Gaimon. Building in the outrageous success of his hilarious 2014 debut, Pro Cycling on $10 each day: From Excess fat Child to Euro Pro, Gaimon gathers the total gems from his regular Q&A feature column in VeloNews publication into his fresh book, Ask an expert, adding a dosage of refreshing commentary and much more acerbic and sharpened- about Consult a Pro: Deep Thoughts and Unreliable Guidance from America’s Foremost Biking Sage eyed insights.

With six years of material to work with-including his incredible rise in to the pro rates, the devastating loss of his contract for 2015, and his daring return to the Big League-Gaimon covers every possible topic, through the team dinner table towards the toilet, with plenty of stops on the way.

Gaimon wields his outsider’s wit to cast a cock-eyed gaze on the peculiar manners, mores, and traditions that produce the medieval sport of bicycling so irresistible to watch. Ask an expert includes new assets from Gaimon, as well, including dubious advice on winning the competition buffet, a cautionary guide for host housing, and Phil’s pre-race warm-up regimen.