No real matter what side of the Mason-Dixon collection you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark’s hilarious observations about Southern living as easy as a high drink of sugary tea on a hundred degree day. Within this latest assortment of laugh-out-loud essays, you will experience:

*The joys of Remodeling Tara

*Harry Potter Bitch-slaps Nancy Drew

*Britney’s To Do List: Pick Okra, Cover That Thang Up

*How Rugby-playing Lesbians Torpedoed Seaside Day

*Why French Females Suck at Competitive Feeding on

*The Truth About Character Deficit Disorder

*The difference between cockroaches and water bugs

*The beauty of Bedazzlers

*And much, a lot more!