The New York Times calls him ‘the funniest man in the us,’ and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting because they put his books on bestseller lists nationwide.In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the true scoop on:• The technological seek out the world’s funniest joke (you are able to bet it offers the word ‘weasel’)

• RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot

• Outwitting ‘smart’ kitchen appliances and service contracts

• Elections in Florida (‘You can’t spell Florida without ‘duh”)

• The Olympics, where people from all over the world get together to accuse one another of cheating

• The reality about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger, and feng shui

• The decision between loss of life and taxesAnd very much, much more—including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11.