WHAT . A RIOT!

Life doesn’t get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler calls for goal with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff email messages to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new assortment of original articles, the #1 bestselling writer of Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud second after another as she pieces her sights in the ridiculous part of years as a child, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it’s on the subject of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang composing a report in Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her dad social graces by ordering him to remain indoors. It’s open season on her behalf love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, as well as the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn’t talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach holiday turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is normally good good great good!

CHELSEA HANDLER ON…

Becoming unpopular: ‘My parents couldn’t have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren’t purchased at a pharmacy.’

Living with her boyfriend: ‘He’s much like a large young child, the only difference becoming he doesn’t cry when he wakes up.’

Appreciating her brother: ‘He’s a qualified public accountant, and I’ve a real life.’

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: ‘It wasn’t her strength that intimidated me. It had been the starry way her eyes centered on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to give food to.’