Good things can be found in extra-large, smoking sizzling hot packages.

Things such as pizza.

The pizzas that I deliver for my dad’s restaurant, Peretti’s Pizza. It’s a temporary work, something to pay the bills until I graduate from college, but it does the trick. In fact, it’s operating quite well-until Ryan Pierce from the Minnesota Celebrities decides to order a pizza from me, and life as I know it turns ugly.

You see, Ryan Pierce doesn’t simply open his front door. He opens it buck naked. And abruptly, I’m not the main one boasting the biggest, hottest package deal in the area. However, it’s what happens next that provides me butterflies whenever my telephone beeps. Ryan begins to call, and text, and fifteen pizza deliveries and one excellent night later, we’re friends with benefits.

So when he asks me to be his fake sweetheart at his brother’s wedding ceremony, I’m happy to help. But the much longer we pretend, the more I worry that this is one package I might not be able to handle.