Lisa Bowerman reads this primary book featuring the Twelfth Doctor, as played in the BBC Television series by Peter Capaldi

Xmas 2015, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia.

Imagine everyone’s surprise whenever a time portal opens up in Sydney Cove.

Imagine their shock as an enormous pyramid now sits beside the Harbour Bridge, glowing with energy.

Imagine their fear as Cyrrus “the mobster” Globb, Professor Horace Jaanson and alien assassin Kik occur.

Finally, imagine everyone’s dismay when a bunch of con artists arrive to springtime their greatest grift however. This gang consists of Legs, Dog Boy, Shortie, Da Trowel, and their innovator, Doc, who’s busy making sure the universe isn’t destroyed.

And when someone accidentally reawakens The Ancients of Time – which, Doc reckons, wasn’t the wisest or best-judged of activities – things get a whole lot more difficult…

An entire and unabridged reading by Lisa Bowerman, who plays Teacher Bernice Summerfield in Big Finish’s range of audio adventures.