I am literally likely to kill my mom.

To say I’ve mommy issues is putting it mildly. The woman who discontinued me includes a lot of nerve to just saunter back into my life unexpectedly and drop a bombshell of atomic proportions. I attempted to eliminate her as a means of resolving my inner Freudian issues, but my damned boyfriends ended me. Spoilsports.

As if wanting to strangle my delivery mother isn’t enough, once again, someone is messing with my life and a new player steps in to save me. Did I mention my dark knight is tall, beautiful, and fanged? Just don’t tell my fans, because apparently they’re not willing to talk about me with the undead.

The final showdown fast approaches. I don’t treatment how powerful they are. They screwed up big style when they got something precious of mine. It’s hardly ever smart to piss off this princess of Hell, because revenge is my middle name.

Contains mature themes.