What does Drew Evans need to say next? Find out with this e-short short story, filled up with his sexy elegance, unique assistance and hilarious one-liners.

Marriage: the final frontier. Steven went first. He was sort of our check subject matter. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, even while knowing they’d under no circumstances make it back again.

And today another poor rocket is ready to launch.

But this isn’t simply any posh New York wedding. You’ve seen my friends, you’ve fulfilled our families, you know you’re set for a delicacy. Everyone desires their wedding to be unforgettable. This one’s likely to be un-frigging-forgettable.

Holy Frigging Matrimony occurs about a year following Tangled’s end and is from Drew’s POV.