It’s 1989, and Emma and her best friend Dee check out the USA to create their lot of money. But totally inept and practically unemployable, they find that they can’t also get a work in McDonald’s.

Forced to travel from California to NY with just pennies in their pouches, they jump from scrape to scrape, surviving on their wits as well as the kindness of strangers. Misfortune and misfortune throw everything their way – snakes, earthquakes, dark magic and incontinent dogs. They even obtain kidnapped with a sex-crazed midget in a Ferrari. This under no circumstances happened to Jack port Kerouac.

A startlingly honest and ridiculously funny publication, I Still left My Tent in SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA tells the miraculous tale of how the hapless set made it back alive to tell the disastrous tale.