Ahoy, fellow fans of all stuff tropical and naughty! I show you: “Seven Lonely Castaways: A Gilligan’s Isle Parody for Adults Only.”

This fun and steamy tale features everyone’s favorite island castaways as you’ve never experienced them before! Combined with the skipper, his initial mate, the millionaire and his wife, as well as the teacher are two of the very most beautiful and lusted-after lovelies in the history of television…in other words: one luscious redheaded movie star and one special and tempting small farmgirl extraordinaire!

Well, what would it be like to make sweet like with either of the legendary island princesses? You are going to experience “tropical paradise” of a whole other order once we enterprise to a location where the TV camcorders of yesteryear-or any year-were never allowed to go!