My house may be small, but its Xmas lights will be the best in the street. Flawlessly coordinated each year, my vacation display can’t be defeat. I reign supreme. At least I did. Until he shifted in next door. Brendan. Would you he think he’s? Because he’s handsome and makes my parts tingly doesn’t suggest I’ll let him beat me. This Christmas, he’s heading down.

Ariadne waits for the clock to tick over to Dec 1. She’s poised over there, prepared to spring into actions with her curvy body and Xmas spirit. She will go all out for the holiday season. THIS YULETIDE, I intend to move all out for her.