Ladies and gentlemen, welcome towards the Haunted Forest Tour! Relax and revel in a smooth trip in air-conditioned comfort and ease as your seriously armored tram takes you through nature’s most amazing creation. The forest is normally packed to capacity with harmful and terrifying creatures of all forms, sizes, and hunger levels, and you’ll get to notice these wonders in complete protection.

Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look through a spooky ghost! Discover horrific monsters you couldn’t even imagine, only inches from you! Factors with fangs, stuff with claws, items with dripping reddish colored jaws-you’ll see all of them!

Not thrilling enough? Well, it’s Halloween, therefore we’re offering a very unique tour through the Haunted Forest. The brand new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians possess ventured before, and you’re guaranteed to obtain a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been used. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100% basic safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no risk whatsoever.

We promise.