In this classic parody, Thomas Hill presents the testosterone-inspired response to the bestseller What to Expect IF YOU ARE Expecting.

The 3rd edition of the best, funniest father’s guide to having a baby, What to Expect WHENEVER YOUR Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it’s still filled with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, simply something funny and helpful for the expectant guy, the book is now a in what to Expect WHENEVER YOUR Wife is Growing: A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guidebook for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Desires Advice or Not really classic gift, transferred knowingly from one era of first-time papas to the next.

With this lighthearted, month-by-month instructions around the care and nurture of the pregnant wife the primary part of expectant dads he’ll handle all of the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor; what things to buy, just how many, and when; preserving work-life balance; preserving work-life-wife balance.

New features in What to Expect WHENEVER YOUR Wife Is Expanding include:

The minefield: the incorrect gifts for your pregnant wife

Social media pregnancy etiquette: status update!

Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothes

What to Expect WHENEVER YOUR Wife Is Expanding also features the most recent trends!

Festive gender-reveal parties. (Actually!)

Up to date baby name direct, including Tweets hash tags.

Material diapers: The debate is back!