Power challenges. Bitter rivalries. Jealousy. Betrayals. Star-crossed enthusiasts. Considering all these story points, it’s quite amazing William Shakespeare didn’t compose Mean Girls. However now fans can treat themselves towards the epic drama-and heroic hilarity-of the classic teen humor rendered using the wit, flair, and iambic pentameter from the Bard. Our heroine Cady disguises herself to infiltrate the conniving Plastics, falls for off-limits Aaron, about William Shakespeare’s Very much Ado About Mean Girls challenges with her allegiance to newfound friends Damian and Janis, and stirs up age-old vendettas among the factions of her high school. Best-selling author Ian Doescher brings his signature Shakespearean wordsmithing to this cult classic beloved by decades of teen women and other enthusiasts. Now, for the 15th anniversary of its discharge, Mean Girls can be a recognized social trend, and it’s a lot more than prepared for an Elizabethan makeover.

Audiobook Ensemble of Narrators:

Cady Heron, read by Karissa Vacker

Regina George, go through by Adriana Digestive tract

Gretchen Wieners, go through simply by Polly Eachus

Karen Smith, go through by Adenrele Ojo

Aaron Samuels, go through by Andrew Eiden

Janis Ian, read by Amy Landon

Damian / Kevin Gnapoor, read by Vikas Adam

Ronald Duvall, go through by Dominic Hoffman

Sharon Norbury, browse by Rebecca Lowman

Coach Carr / additional character types, read by Jon Lindstrom

Lady Heron / extra character types, read by Kimberly Farr

Stage Directions read by Jayne Entwistle